how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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