You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
As shirtless as possible
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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