She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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