She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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