I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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