she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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