just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think my mom watched the whole time
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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