Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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