Your mouth is God's brothel.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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