Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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