Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days

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(937): View more from Ohio

Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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(817): View more from Texas

so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.

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(347): View more from New York

Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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(207): View more from Maine

her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did

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(908): View more from New Jersey

but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.

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(970): View more from Colorado

We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am

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(206): View more from Washington

I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works

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(479): View more from Arkansas

We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over

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