Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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Have fun and good luck.