We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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