yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry