Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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