My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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