remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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