they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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