white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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