if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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