this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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