I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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