Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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