i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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