Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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