road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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