Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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