I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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