Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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