who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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