He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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