I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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