If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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