you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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