Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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