My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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