I just pynch a tree in the face
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I see more hoeing in ur future
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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