I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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