I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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