I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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