I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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