I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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