is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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