Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Where did you get a picture of my penis
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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