I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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