My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
