"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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