and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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