:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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