Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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