do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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