office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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