would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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