we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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