Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
