dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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