Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
