sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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