just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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