I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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