i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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