i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Drunk is not a location!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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